Time StopArright, that should do it.
So, where do I start ?... Oh well, I guess I'll just write down a resume for those who are interested. These poor people should at least know who they are dealing with.
Name : Nohar
Race : Human
Gender : Irrelevant
Age : Irrelevant
Alignment : Well, I guess I'm pretty Chaotic Neutral (though some would say I'm Chaotic Good, but I don't buy it).
Class : Mage (2nd edition name), Wizard (3rd edition name).
School Specialization : Conjuration.
Barred school : Divination (as per 2nd edition rules). Due to the 3rd edition of D&D, I'm actually involved in a trial in order to keep my specialization and my spellbook, but things aren't looking good... Curse them, there's no way I'm going to drop 2 schools of magic (even if I couldn't care less about Necromancy).
Level : I recently hit the 17th level.
"Nothing quite like the feel of a new spell level", like Redcloak would say.
Magical color : Mostly
pinkish.
Ability scores : Strenght: 9 - Dexterity: 11 - Constitution: 12 - Intelligence: 19 - Wisdom: 9 - Charisma: 13.
Spell list (incomplete) : Nohar's Finger of Troll, Nohar's Bubble of speech, Nohar's Power Word No, Nohar's Power Word Yes, Nohar's 180°, Nohar's Flash Edition, Summon Tea*, Aganazar's scorcher*, Fireball*, Meteor Swarm*, Gust of wind*, Trope Summoning X, Bixby's Punch, Bixby's Pat on the shoulder, Bixby's Clap, Bixby's Big Thumbs Up, Planeshift, Time Stop.
* Spells used for
mundane utility and house cleaning.
Class skills : Concentration, Craft, Decipher Script, Knowledge : [Video games,
Tropes, D&D, Webcomics, Law].
Other skills : Langages : [English, French].
Well, that should do it. I'm currently trying to Plane Shift into the plane of Wasteland 2, but each time I'm trying to go there, I'm receiving a strange message, something about a
"404 Not Found. The plane you are looking for is currently unavailable". Weird. I may need to research an
"Epic Plane Shift" spell.
Disclaimer : Nohar isn't related in any way to the character Vaarsuvius from "The Order of the Stick" comic - which is a great comic what you should definitly read, asap, now, period.End of Time Stop